Long ago the mudskipper crawled out of the primordial soup and evolved into a 17th century composer. (OK, so evolution is a hoax and a bad theory  - wish they'd come up with something more clever and not so far fetched, like poly-evolution; the theory that all matter has de-evolved from futuristic polyester pants.)
  OK, so the amazing mudskipper popped (created) out of nowhere (which is more scientifically sound than evolution) and wrote the album "Rock of Ages Past" which we swiped and re-recorded using modern day instruments. The reed organ and bagpipes didn't seem right to us. And so, dawning our make-believe kilts and green tiger striped bandanas (gotta wear something nice) The Mudskippers swim (or crawl) into the Christian Contemporary music arena....tally ho!